Wednesday, June 15, 2005

End of the World!

End of the World Sept 24, 2005. So proclaims this week's issue of the Sun, available in fine grocery store checkout lanes everywhere. I put it in my PDA as an all day event: "end of world". If it's true, it sure will make my life a lot easier. But I may have to move a hair appointment. (I wonder if I should go to the afterlife before or after I get my roots done?)

2 Comments:

At Wed Jun 15, 08:49:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the heads up. As for the hair appointment, I doubt that stylish hair is of much benefit in the Afterlife, but why take that chance? As for me, I'm calling that an official "Cheezypoof Day" where I stay home watching Comedy Central with orange fingers.

 
At Thu Jun 16, 07:07:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd just hate to be in "judgement day" court with grey roots.

I almost bought that paper just for the front page alone -- just to post it on my calendar and say, "see? after 9/24, it really doesn't matter!"

 

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