Tuesday, February 15, 2005

And Last But Not Least...

English papers report a giant asteroid, 3 "football pitches" long is due to narrowly miss Earth on Friday, April 13th, 2029. I'll be 62 years old. Still probably working since I will have squandered my retirement, been abandoned for a younger woman, and never had children to take care of me. How depressing! Let's try this again. I'll be a hot socialite making my husband look great, throwing better parties than Nan Kempner, and still wearing expensive high heels.


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