Thursday, February 10, 2005

The Non-news Newsday

Just marry her already: Prince Charles sets a date to make an honest woman of his mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, in a civil ceremony with the blessing of his mother, Queen Elizabeth II. The Archbishop of Canterbury will bless them afterwards. He'll be king, but she won't be queen. Everyone is either happy or doesn't care.

Newsflash! North Korea has nuclular weapons!

"Much, much more complicated": And last but not least, Soap Lake, Washington tries to assemble a 50-foot-lava lamp bought from...who else? Target.


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