Saturday, August 06, 2005

Ummm. Ow.

I'm not even a guy and I find this story exceedinly painful. Once again, shame and embarassment wins out over insanity -- for two weeks! I just don't even know whether to count this as just "ow", or weird things ER doctors must see, or pick your drunk friends very carefully. What happened to just plain eyebrow shaving?

Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove
Lock For Two Weeks

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald. The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.


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